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Sunday, February 05, 2006

A Lesson in Flashing Truckers

A strange lesson I know, but I feel it necessary to make sure those of you reading this blog, regardless of race or ethnicity, do this in the correct way.

You can flash anytime, but it is best done at night.

Truckers everywhere really do appreciate it, and many will flash you back to show how grateful they really are.

When a truck is over-taking you (passing on the left or drivers side), remember he is bigger then you and will be watching to make sure you flash him.

Let the truck pass you, because we all know it is just completely rude to speed up so they can't pass right???, and when you feel the truck is a safe distance ahead flash him. It's alright, he can see you.

If you have completed this move in the correct and safe way he will move in front and flash you back.

Feel free to ooooooh and ahhhhhh over it. It's alright, everyone does it.

Make sure you teach this to your kids and friends... they should all know the importance of flashing truckers.

And for those of you out there who do not flash... SHAME ON YOU! Driving a big rig is tough work and these guys and girls deserve a 'way to go man here's your flash' moment!

Nothing makes a long drive home on the highway fun like trying to get truckers to flash you back. Make it a game for the kids!

It's not like flashing your headlights will kill your battery anyway!